"A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100,000 short" - Mickey Rooney
"Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day" - Mickey Rooney
"I buy women shoes and they use them to walk away from me" - Mickey Rooney
"I was a thirteen year old boy for thirty years" - Mickey Rooney
"I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern" - Mickey Rooney
"You always pass failure on your way to success" - Mickey Rooney
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